Dirty Undies

I woke up like 8 am, and call mom. "Ma, kat ne?" "Mama dekat office laa" "haa, jakgi amek Alan pukul 11. Ada band." "Eee, band ni menyusahkan aa! Okay laa, jakgi Ma datang" "Kay bye" "Bye".



So I was oh my god its 8 in the morning. Tidur kejap aa. I woke again and I look at the time, Oh SHIT! Its 11.50! Rushing rushing nak siap semua. 10 minutes of shower baii, sumpah tak puas. Then sarong je la seluar ngan baju tu.



My mom arrived like around 12.15, then dia berbunyi. "Kenapa Mama call tak angkat!? Membuta je!" "dah dah, drive drive."



While in the car, dia bunyi lagi, "asal ni? asyik nak keluar je, belajar tak la pandai mana? haish!" I was like Hmm, Hmm and more HMM. Kenapa la time jugak? While things got quiet, i ask, "Ma, Nak duit?" "Haa, duit mintak! Belajar tak mau!" She lend me RM8. "RM8? Mana cukup?" "Band sekejap je en? Minum mineral je" "Yeeeaaa laaaa"

Finally, sampai St.John. Then, my senior pulak. "Wei, Atta. Kau nari macam korang nari hari tu." "Alaa, sarjen. Relax relax aa. Saya baru sampai." "Aaa tade tade. Kau buat jugak" And then we just keep on dancing. Adoyaii.

While dancing, Lilen text and said "Have a great day yaang! After band text i kay, Bye ily." I tak sempat nak reply. Have to dance macam sotong bangang. Then, Coperal Raja sampai, "Wei, keluarkan bagpipe. Kita practice kat sekolah rendah. Sini ada exam." So, i pun keluar kan aa. Yadayadayada.

Sampai sekolah rendah, kitaorang tuning pipe. Tune tune tune, senior i cakap "Wei Atta, aku nak kau tiup 10 minit. Jangan berhenti." so, i pun tiup aa. I okay aa. Dapat sampai 10 minutes. Kawan i, Akmal, 2 minutes pun tak sampai. Dia kena lari around the field. Kesiaaann.

Suddenly, Mom called. "Emran, jakgi jgn balek rumah. Pergi stadium hoki." "Oh okay" Then I cakap laa kat senior. "Boleh saya balek awal aak? Ada training hoki aa." "Aku nak kau bayar duit upah diorang hantar pipe kau ke sekolah." I pun bagi laa RM2.

I walk to the nearest LRT station. I have Touch and Go. Haha, bangga. Then, sampai Stadium. Sampai stadium I train laa. Pukul pukul bola. Then, balek rumah. Text awek Pahang jap. Then makaaan!

So, the moral of the story iss... Naah, I got nothing. So good day.

Stupidly made by,

Atto Emran